1.

Everything considered ugly in a human is cute on a Bulldog:
wrinkles, short legs, floppy cheeks and a fat butt or belly
It’s all good and beautiful when you are a Bulldog

2.

We are English Bulldogs but we kiss French
With a lotta tongue 😛
It might take some time to get used to
but you will learn to love these wet & slobbery kisses

3.

We know how to Chill
You will never know what true comfort is
until you have a Bulldog at home
Stressed?
Need to relax?

Get a Bulldog!
They will teach you
how to get into that totally Zen state

4.

Snoring and farting sounds
have the same effect on Bulldog owners
as lounge or mediation music has on ‘normal people’

5.

Bulldogs don’t have a will to please
and as a pro Bulldog owner you can only respect that

Bulldogs, do however, have a very strong will
to cuddle, eat and play

6.

Bulldogs are forever Babies,
they love to sleep, cuddle and play
and have tantrums like little kids when those needs aren’t met

7.

Bulldogs are Beautiful
and anyone saying they are ugly
will get a lecture and is unfriended

8.

Bulldogs might look tough
but in real life they are wimps,
they don’t adapt well to change
and are usually afraid of the weirdest little things

9.

Bulldogs make the best models!
Plus size dog models
that look mighty cute in any outfit

10.

Bulldogs have no concept of personal space.
A Bulldog wants to be close, as close as they can be.
Bulldog owners will adjust their daily activities
to include their Bully wether it’s doing some yoga
or unpacking the groceries
we need to do it together