I think I’ve finally found my man
He’s dark and handsome
He sits and listens for as long as I ramble
He always loves me
He never fights with me
I have one problem though..
He always makes me bathe him
I have to feed him too
all of this because he has no thumbs
Yes he would be a dream come true
if just one thing were changed
If he turned from and English Bulldog to a nice English man.

Author: Karrie Lanctot