Bulldogs Food Rules

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Bulldogs, they sure love their Food!

Roses are Red
Pizza is Red
Poems are Hard
Bacon!

Baggy Bulldogs presents the 30 golden Bulldog Food Rules:

1. WTF stands for ‘Where’s The Food’ !?Baggy Bulldogs

2. A messy kitchen is a sign of Happiness
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3. No matter what you might be eating… It’s mine !
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4. When bulldogs get ‘Hangry’ it is a state of anger caused by the lack of food. Temper tantrums are a direct result of a shortage of treats.
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5. Food that is consumed when no one is around contains zero calories
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6. In case of any doubt, Just eat it!
You never want to have any regrets “I could have eaten that”
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7. I am not impressed by technology until I can download Food
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8. If we are not supposed to eat midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?
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9. Food is your Best Friend
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10. Two Ways to a Bulldog’s Heart: Buy me Food, Make me Food
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11. If I licked it it’s Mine!
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12. Three words, Eight letters
and I am yours:  I GOT FOOD!
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13. I wish exercising was as easy as eating
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14. Friends Buy you Lunch
Best Friends Eat your Lunch
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15. I am not Gaining Weight
I am Retaining Food
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16. Whenever someone says that Bulldogs are lazy and slow just throw some food on the ground to prove them wrong
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17. Food, eat it quick or you might have to share it
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18. Screw the Diet!
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19. When in need of Food all rules are off, Begging or even Food Theft is totally acceptable
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20. Every human that enters the kitchen gets all my attention and a world class act of hungry eyes
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21. I am glad I don’t have to hunt for Food, I’ve never seen wild kibble
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22. Wasting food is the worst of all Sin’s
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23. Food dish half empty,..
starvation is imminent
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24. You are either Hungry or Tired.. or both
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25. Food = Joy!
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26. You would not wake up even if a bomb drops right next to you
but the sound of a bag opening will have you on your feet in ±0.01 second
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27. When begging is no longer working
try drooling from a distance

28. Hefty Hero Wherever Food falls I shall be there!
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29. The Dishwasher provides us with a nice after dinner snack
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30. Live by Hippocrates vision: Let your food be your medicine
and your medicine be your Food



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