What are the similarities and differences between Bulldogs and Hippo’s?

Similarities: Well they both like mud baths, they both have short legs and tails, big bellies, crooked teeth and cute round flattering bodies.
Differences: One of them is a little bit harder to fit into your car, if you need a hug better to hug a Bulldog, a hug with a Hippo will probably be your last, although the Hippo shares the Bulldogs Cuteness, it is one of the most dangerous animals known to mankind.

I’m also pretty happy that Bulldogs don’t do this 😉