I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts, celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy, Come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man Come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this and weep.

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot. No greater bliss well,
Maybe catching cats.

Look into my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.