No more holes
Like upside-down moles!
Minty, don’t you dare dig, dog!

No more mucky paws
Making prints on the floors!
Minty, don’t you dare dig, dog!

No more shaggy coat
Black from tail to throat!
Minty, don’t you dare dig, dog!

.. But if you really, really can’t stop:

Please bury your bone
Not my mobile phone!
Minty, please don’t dig, dog!