This Morning, I Woke Up And Kissed My Dad’s Head
I Peed On The Carpet, Then Went Back To Bed
“The Life Of A Puppy, Oh My, This Is Great”
Then I Thought About Breakfast,” I Hope It’s Not Late”

Mom Took Me Outside, We Walked For A While
This Never Fails To Make Mama Smile
I Sniffed Of Everything That We Did Pass
I Ate Something Weird And It Gave Me Gas

I’m Sure God Loves Me, I Know That Is True
He Gave Me So Many Great Things To Chew
Rugs, Plants Or Rocks, I Really Don’t Care
What I Truly Like Best Is Dad’s Underwear

That Obedience Book Was Sort Of Yummy
Though It Didn’t Sit Well On My Poor Puppy Tummy
I Threw Up A Bit But That Was All Right,
When Mom Found It Later, I Was Well Out Of Sight

I Made Streamers Of T. P. While Running At Full Speed
Mom Is Pretty Quick But I Was Still In The Lead
I Flew Under The Bed And Mom Flew Past
She Stopped And Shook Her Head And Breathed
“You’re Too Fast”

Mama Later Phoned Daddy And Said, “It Was Frightening!”
That Afternoon She Was Sure I’d Pooped Lightning
She Sat At The Computer While I Chewed The Cord
She Thought I Was Mad But I Was Just Bored

When Mama Had Enough And Couldn’t Take Anymore
That’s When My Tushy Got Shoved Out The Door
I Love It Inside But Outside Is Best
Lay In The Cool Grass And Had A Good Rest

That Didn’t Last Long As There Was Too Much To Do
Can’t Quite Remember Where I Hid Daddy’s Shoe
I Found An Old Bone And Scratched At A Flea
I Watched The Dumb Squirrels As They Jumped In A Tree

I Barked At The Kids When They Got Off The Bus
I Can’t Figure Out Why This Makes Mama Fuss
I Barked At The Neighbor, I Barked At The Wind
I Barked And Barked, Till Mom Yelled, “COME IN”

The Sun Dipped In The West, Soon Daddy Would Come!
I Sure Love My Daddy, We Always Have Fun
I Barked At My Daddy And Then Turned On My Charms
I Woof Woofed, “Hello,” Then Jumped In His Arms

Sitting Under The Table, It’s Sooo Hard To Wait
Daddy Slipped Me A Goodie Right Off His Plate
I Raced Through The House And Scattered My Toys
Ricocheted Off The Furniture And Made Lots Of Noise

Mom Found Her Purse, The One I Had Abused
Daddy Let Loose A Chuckle
Mom Asked “Are You Amused?”
I Cowered Down Low, I Must Be In Trouble
Dad Said, “Wasn’t My Boy, It Must Be His Double!”

Mom Turned Off The TV And Said, “It’s Time For Bed”
Dad Said “Let’s Go Boy” And Patted My Head
I Got In My Spot Between Mom And Dad
I Thought About My Day And What Fun That I Had

Mama Kicked Out My Bone From The Covers Below
Then Let Loose A Sigh, A Sigh Deep And Low
She Gave Me A Kiss And Snuggled Me Tight
And Whispered So Softly, “My Darling GoodNight”