I have a bulldog,
He is short, fat, and white,
He may look a little mean,
But he would never, ever bite.
He follows me around wherever I go,
The only problem is, he is too slow.
He’s hungry all the time,
He sleeps all day,
My bulldog loves me,
He would never run away.
He loves to lay on plastic bags,
On our kitchen floor,
At night I can hardly sleep,
All he does is snore.
Some people think he’s ugly,
Some people think he’s sad,
I think my bulldog Roscoe,
Is the best dog I’ve ever had.

Author: Caitlyn M. McGrellis