1.
Everything considered ugly in a human is cute on a Bulldog:
wrinkles, short legs, floppy cheeks and a fat butt or belly
It’s all good and beautiful when you are a Bulldog
2.
We are English Bulldogs but we kiss French
With a lotta tongue 😛
It might take some time to get used to
but you will learn to love these wet & slobbery kisses
3.
We know how to Chill
You will never know what true comfort is
until you have a Bulldog at home
Stressed?
Need to relax?
Get a Bulldog!
They will teach you
how to get into that totally Zen state
4.
Snoring and farting sounds
have the same effect on Bulldog owners
as lounge or mediation music has on ‘normal people’
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