To Be a Bulldog


Oh to be a Dog… Man’s best friend,
He won’t abandon his owner,
even until the end!
It would solve all problems… what to eat for lunch,
not enough sleep and working a bunch.
Instead… my domain would be the house.
I would hang out and wait to be fed,
Wherever I could find some sunshine
is where I’d make my bed.
No more worries about appeasing my friends,
No more worries about making a mends,
No more worries about money and bills,
Licking myself would provide all the thrills!
So this is my wish, should I die & comeback.
It’s not to be a Shepherd or Rhodesian Ridgeback.
Instead an English Bulldog, all happy and fat,
Spending my days trying to catch the cat.


Author: John C. Thomas




Bulldog Poem Bulldog Friend

A bulldog friend who’s always by your side,
and in a fight he does not hide.
He’s always there whether it’s near or far,
and will not judge you because he loves who you are.

He comes when you call, and does what you say.
He is there every minute, and will never fade away.
He walks by your side, and runs when you’re late.
He urges you to hurry, and helps you clean your plate.

You can always count on him, he will never let you down.
He will always make you happy, and never let you frown.

Your bulldog friend.


Author: Michelle Orrison


10 Dog Commandments

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1.
My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any seperation from you will be painfull to me. Remember that before you adopt or buy me.

2. Give me time to learn and understand what you want from me. Have Patience

3. Trust me 100%, trust is crucial to my well-being.

4.  Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, entertainment and friends,…I only have You!

5. Talk to me, even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice when it’s speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I’ll never forget.

7. Remember before you hit me; I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, I just Choose not to bite you please choose not to hit me.

8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m just feeling sick or lonely

9. Take care of me my whole life, even when I get old and sick.

10.Go with me on difficult journeys, ..Everything is easier for me when you are there.


Remember … 

                               I Love You!