Dream Job: Personal Assistant for Bulldog mascot Victor E.

If you’re still debating on what you should be doing with your life, your search is finally over: because for $42,000 a year you can be the personal assistant of Fresno State’s lovable mascot, Victor E. Bulldog III.

Not only will you be the new handler and caretaker of Fresno State’s mascot but also the official “Live Mascot Program Coordinator,” responsible for public relations and keeping up with Victor’s busy schedule.

This full-time position comes with benefits including health, dental, vision, vacation, sick and holiday pay and even a 401k.

As Victor’s personal assistant and social media coordinator, you will ensure his physical, emotional, social and psychological needs are met, according to the job description.

Think working for the president is hard? Try attending and scheduling all of Victor’s training activities as well as relevant staff meetings while ordering any necessary supplies (he loves dog bone cookies).

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Victor in his early days:

More about Victor the III on the Fresno State website