Tennisball Philosophy by James Hond 007:

• When people throw a ball, Grab it to never to never return it back to the person who threw it.. If they dont know the true value of Balls they are not allowed to have one
• When chasing Balls, no laws of physics will apply; I can fly, I can Run through Walls and Nothing can Stop me
• When I decide, to do bring the Ball back, I make sure to first Soak the Ball with lots of Slobber, really making it Drip with Drool before squeezing it against my humans leg
• I have ± 20 tennis balls but I always need that 1 under the couch