How to wrap up your presents with your Dogs in 35 steps:

1   Gather Presents, Boxes, Paper, Etc. In The Middle Of The Living Room Floor
2   Get Tape Back From Puppy
3   Remove Scissors From Older Dog’s Mouth
4   Open Box
5   Take Puppy Out Of Box
6   Remove Tape From Older Dog’s Mouth
7   Take Scissors Away From Puppy
8   Put Present In Box
9   Remove Present From Puppy’s Mouth
10 Put Back In Box After Removing Puppy From Box
11 Take Scissors From Older Dog And Sit On Them
12 Remove Puppy From Box And Put On Lid
13 Take Tape Away From Older Dog
14 Unroll Paper
15 Take Puppy OFF Box
16 Cut Paper, Being Careful Not To Cut Puppy’s Foot Or Nose
That Is Getting In The Way As It “Helps”
17 Let Puppy Tear Remaining Paper
18 Take Puppy Off Box
19 Wrap Paper Around Box
20 Remove Puppy From Box And Take Wrapping Paper From Its Mouth
21 Tell Older Dog To Fetch The Tape So He Will Stop Stealing It
22 Take Scissors Away From Puppy
23 Take Tape Older Dog Is Holding
24 Quickly Tape One Spot Before Taking Scissors From Older Dog and Sitting On Them Again
25 Fend Off Puppy Trying To Steal Tape And Tape Another Spot
26 Take Bow From Older Dog
27 Go Get Roll Of Wrapping Paper Puppy Ran Off With
28 Take Scissors From Older Dog Who Took Them When You Got Up
29 Give Pen To Older Dog To Hold So He Stops Licking Your Face
30 Remove Puppy From Present And Quickly Slap Tape On To Hold Paper On
31 Take Soggy Bow From Puppy And Tape On Since The Sticky Stuff No Longer Sticks
32 Take Pen From Older Dog, Address Tag And Affix While Puppy Tries To Eat Pen
33 Grab Present Before Puppy Opens It And Put It Away
34 Clean Up Mess Puppy And Older Dog Made Playing Tug Of War
With The Remnants Of The Wrapping Paper
35 Put Away Rest Of Wrapping Supplies and Tell Dogs What Good Helpers They Are

Author:  Christi Green