10 Dog Commandments

My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any seperation from you will be painfull to me. Remember that before you adopt or buy me.

2. Give me time to learn and understand what you want from me. Have Patience

3. Trust me 100%, trust is crucial to my well-being.

4.  Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, entertainment and friends,…I only have You!

5. Talk to me, even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice when it’s speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I’ll never forget.

7. Remember before you hit me; I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, I just Choose not to bite you please choose not to hit me.

8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m just feeling sick or lonely

9. Take care of me my whole life, even when I get old and sick.

10.Go with me on difficult journeys, ..Everything is easier for me when you are there.

Remember … 

                               I Love You!

Dogs are Like Potato Chips..


Wrapping Presents with Dogs

wrapping-presents-facebook-com-leanne-brand-54How to wrap up your presents with your Dogs in 35 steps:

1   Gather Presents, Boxes, Paper, Etc. In The Middle Of The Living Room Floor
2   Get Tape Back From Puppy
3   Remove Scissors From Older Dog’s Mouth
4   Open Box
5   Take Puppy Out Of Box
6   Remove Tape From Older Dog’s Mouth
7   Take Scissors Away From Puppy
8   Put Present In Box
9   Remove Present From Puppy’s Mouth
10 Put Back In Box After Removing Puppy From Box
11 Take Scissors From Older Dog And Sit On Them
12 Remove Puppy From Box And Put On Lid
13 Take Tape Away From Older Dog
14 Unroll Paper
15 Take Puppy OFF Box
16 Cut Paper, Being Careful Not To Cut Puppy’s Foot Or Nose
That Is Getting In The Way As It “Helps”
17 Let Puppy Tear Remaining Paper
18 Take Puppy Off Box
19 Wrap Paper Around Box
20 Remove Puppy From Box And Take Wrapping Paper From Its Mouth
21 Tell Older Dog To Fetch The Tape So He Will Stop Stealing It
22 Take Scissors Away From Puppy
23 Take Tape Older Dog Is Holding
24 Quickly Tape One Spot Before Taking Scissors From Older Dog and Sitting On Them Again
25 Fend Off Puppy Trying To Steal Tape And Tape Another Spot
26 Take Bow From Older Dog
27 Go Get Roll Of Wrapping Paper Puppy Ran Off With
28 Take Scissors From Older Dog Who Took Them When You Got Up
29 Give Pen To Older Dog To Hold So He Stops Licking Your Face
30 Remove Puppy From Present And Quickly Slap Tape On To Hold Paper On
31 Take Soggy Bow From Puppy And Tape On Since The Sticky Stuff No Longer Sticks
32 Take Pen From Older Dog, Address Tag And Affix While Puppy Tries To Eat Pen
33 Grab Present Before Puppy Opens It And Put It Away
34 Clean Up Mess Puppy And Older Dog Made Playing Tug Of War
With The Remnants Of The Wrapping Paper
35 Put Away Rest Of Wrapping Supplies and Tell Dogs What Good Helpers They Are

Author:  Christi Green

Bulldog Quotes

Quotes about Bulldogs and dogs.
If you know more (Bull)dog Quotes please share.

  • If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence,..
    Try ordering a bulldog around
  • U can say any fool thing to a dog, and he’ll give u this look that says,
    My God, you’re RIGHT! I Never would’ve thought of that!
  • To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
    Writer: Aldous Huxley

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Bulldog Cake

It’s almost real, but this is a Cake!
This must be the best cake a BulldogLover can get.

If anyone knows who made it, please tell. I would like to name the artist and if possible Im ordering one:D 

Update: After googling some more on bulldogcakes look what I found:

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Poem Not for Sale

You can’t buy loyalty,they say,
I bought it though,the other day
You cant buy friendships,tried and true
Well just the same,I bought that too.
I made my bid and on spot
Brought love and faith and a whole job lot
Of happiness,so all in all
The purchase price was pretty small
I bought a single trusting heart,
that gave devation from the start
If you think these things are


Buy a Bulldog puppy with a wagging tail